mosquito: *about to bite me*
me: umm i have a bf
🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl
me:
mosquito: yikes
(via dulect)
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a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
(Source: zeekayart, via lubricates)
I hate working night shift retail cause whenever the Are You Stealin machine starts beepin for no reason, my first thought is always immediately ‘that’s a little chef boyaredi can rolling off to a good home’
why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch
he is one
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One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
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icarly theme song plays as a camera slowly pans onto my dead body laying in a cornfield. i was stabbed 67 times
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space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.
me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:
(via justanothertrappedsoul)
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YES
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
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